Saturday, May 12, 2007
The Stage House
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
False Idols
I dont have a lot of idols. There are some people that I admire, but idolatry I usually save for unattainable women, or cars I strive to one day have in my garage. People, in my opinion, do not deserve to be idolized. We're all guilty of something, we all have a skeleton somewhere in a closet or under some bed.
Sometimes when I hear people talking about Tony Soprano, it makes me mad. They have such respect and sympathy for a sociopathic murderer, whose moral compass was probably broken before he even entered his teenage years. It also angers me when some asshead, with whatever sliver of Italian ancestry, lightly infers a possible connection to La Cosa Nostra. Like it's a badge of honor to have an uncle who kills, steals, intimidates, or wears a tracksuit all day. Get a job already, any moron can be a criminal.
I was speaking on the phone this afternoon to my lifelong friend Joe. I've known Joey since I can remember, and both our dad's were the kind of men who got their dead asses out of bed every morning and set out to make an honest living to raise their rapidly growing families (not to mention provide for the expensive tastes of both our mothers). These guys had tremendous responsibility, and never buckled. If they needed something, or suffered a failure, they just worked harder. If you're going to idolize somebody, these are much better candidates.
I'm going to print my prediction of the demise of Tony Soprano. I've been saying it out loud for years, but people just dont seem to remember. Tony Soprano is going to jail. He's not going to slither through the bars like a Gigante or even "Uncle Junior", he's going to the can..... like Gotti.
He's going to get booked, tried, and then convicted. Probably because one of the younger meatheads gets a parking ticket and sings like a bird. The last scene is going to be him being ushered into his cell, orange jumpsuit covering his gorilla body, he's going to turn dramatically back towards the camera and sit on the bed that's built into the concrete wall. Then they're going to close the door. Good.
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Tater Salad at the Taj Mahal
Thursday, April 5, 2007
Greetings from Augusta National

Sunday, March 25, 2007
Muscardini Cellars Joins the Fold

Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Have you seen 300?

Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Drop The Hammer
I'm not a hippie. And I dont even really hate corporate America. Heck, without it we wouldnt have the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. But I think it's been made pretty clear, I hate corporate wines.
Maybe I'm a walking contradiction? Perhaps. I dont like Gallo wine, but I like the story of Ernest Gallo. People who strive and punch and kick and keep striving and punching and kicking inspire me. This guy did all that.
A few years ago Alan and I had an appointment at some winery somewhere that had the "boutique" moniker attached to it. We were warmly greeted and while we were being shown around, the secret came out. Old Ernesto had just snatched up that winery to become part of his new "boutique" program. Turns out we just missed him (and his helicopter landing) by about a day. I would have liked to have met him, and told him how well his selections work on cleaning the rims of my car.
I wouldnt have done that, I dont go out of my way to introduce myself to famous people (Jessica Alba being an exception), but if by happenstance we crossed paths I would have been respectful and jocular. Neither terms would be used by anyone to describe me otherwise.
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Cafe Maxx / Pompano Beach, Florida
Eve Ainsbury is difficult to explain. She's brilliant, she's British, and she's about 7'8 in heels.
Which makes her all but the very best of dinner companions. Dining with Eve renders "people watching" impossible, as the entire establishment is always watching her.
I asked her to join me in trying a restaurant not far from where I stay in South Florida, Cafe Maxx in Pompano Beach. It's one of those places that is fine dining, and rests completely on word of mouth for advertising. No elaborate dedicated building, no floorshow of a waitstaff, just dedicated professionals thoroughout. Appropriate decor, open kitchen, and a menu so full of excellent dishes it makes things difficult. The way it should be.
Eve was coming off some whacky "eat nothing but nuts and berries" diet, which I suspect is part of some secret science experiment to see just how thin someone can get before they get taken up and away by a strong wind (must be something she learned as a top fashion model while only 15 years old! in London). So she was ready to dig into something extrodinary. I was too, but I'm a food snob and consider it a sport.
As we had cocktails and looked over the menu, I felt this was going to be an epic event. But in the back of my mind I knew at least one part of this was not going to go down easy, the wine list.
Without going into a diatribe or rant about Corporate wines, let's just say I chose the Swanson "Alexis" from Napa Valley. It was fine.
Eve ordered off the evening specials list, a Salmon Steak that looked like it might still be moving. She obviously loved it because all conversation ended once it hit the table. A brighter orange I have never seen. I chose what I later found out to be one of their signature dishes, the "Three Peppercorn Filet Mignon", and I'm not ashamed to say I did not offer to share. This slice of absolute brilliance was pliable to the touch, cut easier than a perfectly ripe tomato, and melted on your back teeth, not unlike a fine selection from the wine list is supposed to do. Chef Oliver should give a clinic to other chef's on what is "Medium Rare". I'm certain there must have been vegatables, and probably even a starch of some sort, but I dont recall. I was very focused.
The owner/partner in charge of the front of the house (of course) came over after we were done.
I felt as though we may have come off as rude to Mr. Broek, neither of us could really speak. We were in that zone you find yourself after you've had a uber-satisfying experience. I can think of a few parallels, but will save them for another blog (or not).
This meal would have benefitted a great deal had they been complimented by the following selections:
Buoncristiani "O.P.C" http://www.avawine.com/wineries-buoncristiani-winery-c-42_213.html?osCsid=3d031b41d8b39c45e018a2121b05728b
Core Wine Company "Hard Core" http://www.avawine.com/wineries-core-wine-company-c-42_212.html
And this evening SCREAMED to be together with Vic Bourassa's Harmony3
http://www.avawine.com/bourassa-vineyards-2003-harmony3-6pack-p-294.html
When in Rome, drink Chianti, I guess. This meal was excellent despite having to drink some mashed corporate mess. It only makes my resolve even stronger.
Monday, February 19, 2007
Plagarism at it's Absolute Finest

Wednesday, February 14, 2007
The Defense Rests
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
Hidden Gem

William Broll is a grower/producer out in the Sierra Nevada who simply will not compromise.
His style and hard work shine clearly in all his selections, most notably in my opinion, in his Cabernet Sauvignon.
After the Superbowl a few friends decided they were done with the keg beer, and wanted to try something new. Never wanting to miss out on an opportunity to prove to them that the wineries I work with are far superior to the mishmashed marketing heavy wines they buy in the stores, I popped the cork on a bottle of Broll Mountain Vineyards 2003 Cabernet Sauvignon.
I poured the customary droplets into their glass, showed them how to properly give the juice the air it needs to breathe, and watched their faces as the wine hit their back teeth. Smiles.... All smiles.
Pepper... licorice..... spices. This selection doesnt waste much time in getting to know your taste buds. It moves right in. We welcomed it into our mouths with open arms. I think you should too, it makes a terrific mouthguest.
I'll pay for the shipping and deliver this excellent example of California Boutique wine directly to your door. If you hate it, call me and I'll refund your money without the 20 questions.
http://www.avawine.com/wineries-broll-mountain-vineyards-c-42_187.html
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Letter to Rachel

Our producers dont have jobs, they make wine because they cannot imagine doing anything else.
Quality and Taste suffer with corporate wines. Ask them if they know the winemaker of their favorite brand? Tell them you just introduced them to winemaker who's wine they're drinking right there that night. Tell them that your producers dont put crap into bottles that have their names on them, because they're accountable. They would consider it "rude" to fill a bottle with something less than superior. Tell them what your producers do when they dont like the way their juice is coming along (they sell it to the corporate wineries so they can meet demand). Let them know that a lot of the "labels" that they're buying now dont even have vineyards. Some kooky artsy weirdo in the marketing department came up with a bogus story.. and a catchy aestheticly pleasing label.. and all that's left is sourcing juice to fill the bottles that those labels get glued to. So they go out to their manager network to get whatever wine is specified, or available... it doesnt really matter... they're not buying the wine... they bought the label."
Saturday, January 20, 2007
It's The Same All Over

Thursday, January 11, 2007
AVAWine.com Proud to Present: Core Wine Company!

Total production available for sale this year will be just under 1000 cases. They are fully integrated into their business--from growing the grapes to selling winery direct to all CA accounts which currently represents about 55 on and off-premise accounts.
All of us at www.avawine.com are thrilled to be bringing you such a high-quality California Boutique wine. The Corey's are what we promised you, and delivering selections such as these are what we're all about!
Purchasing Corey Wine Company wines is easy, and just a few clicks away.
We pay for shipping, why not introduce yourself to quality?
http://www.avawine.com/wineries-core-wine-company-c-42_212.html?osCsid=6a9e1f5ef605603939aec31daa49ef32
Sunday, January 7, 2007
Cooper-Garrod and Escafeld Vineyards Come Aboard!


